An artist’s depiction of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Image via
The Church is often criticized, mostly by Christians (“who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs”) for being satirical and a bit of a joke. Its principles, such as the idea that after death comes heaven, complete with a beer volcano and a stripper factory, are inflammatory to some but mostly hilarious, and easily defended by the Church’s philosophy, which is basically the same as Christianity except with more pasta. The Church claim to have evidence that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe, saying “none of us, of course, were around to see it, but we have written accounts.” They claim to have several “lengthy volumes” explaining all details of “His power,” and assure all skeptics that they are mistaken. Sounds familiar, somehow. The founder of the Church, Bobby Henderson, assures those in doubt that the Church of FSM is “legit, and backed by hard science.”
The pasta deity attending a solstice parade
Satirical or not, people seem to love the Pastafarians. When a photo emerged of a man named Russell wearing a colander on his head for his driving license photo (the colander is the Church’s religious headwear, because it’s what you use to drain spaghetti, obviously), he defended himself, stating in an interview with 3News “I am complying in every respect to the New Zealand law…I am simply claiming the same privileges awarded to those who claim to believe in a magic man in the sky. They can wear religious headwear.” You can’t argue with that.
Clearly, the next step for the Church of FSM was to obtain the ability to perform marriages. Most faith-based religious organizations have marriage license capabilities, as do spiritual ones such as Wicca, Druidism, and Scientology. It seems strange, mostly because the God they worship is pasta, but there really isn’t much difference between mainstream religions and the Church of FSM, so it follows that they should technically be granted the same authorities.
Yesterday, disciples of the Church received official approval to perform marriage ceremonies in New Zealand. What a day. According to Jeff Montgomery, the registrar-general of births, deaths, and marriages, the Church applied in November, and the application was finalized yesterday. Montgomery said that as registrar general he had to apply relevant legislation when making his decision,and he was satisfied that the principal object of the organization was to “uphold or promote religious beliefs, philosophical, or humanitarian convictions.” New Zealand’s Pastafarians rejoiced at the news on Facebook, posting screenshots of the marriage approval certificate, captioned “R’Amen!” and attracting congratulations from other branches of the Church across the world.
As of today, there have been no applications for Flying Spaghetti Monster weddings, although Pastafarians are notoriously secretive according to their online gospel. I reached out to the founder, Bobby, to ask him if there are any Pastafarian weddings on the horizon. Unfortunately he wasn’t available for comment, saying simply: “We’re out being gentle loving and compassionate Pirates, spreading the Good Word to All Sentient Beans! R’Amen!”